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Well what a night it was with the stripper at the last general meeting. For those who were there it was put out for all to see. I must admit that the women did not seem as interested in the stripping as the men did. Strange I thought, but perhaps if we had put on the champagne it may have been different. It was an interesting night never the less and I hope the people at the meeting learnt something, I certainly did and this is going to come in handy for Mr. Gullible and the never ending mission of trouble .
I swear all the lanes in Adelaide bowling alleys are bent. It could not possibly be the people bowling that are bent! It did not make any difference because the night is about having fun and a bit of a laugh at your self. And just sometimes a round of applause when all the pins would go down. I don t know who won but I can say that the most unusual hamburgers turned up for supper. No expense was spared with these culinary delights, one bun, one shred of lettuce and one slice of tomato. They were meant to have beetroot so we hung out for the next lot to turn up and presto, they had beetroot. I will refrain from any further deriding of the food supplied as it will remain to be seen if the food at the drive in can top it. Be a guinea pig and come along to the movie marathon. The weather will be better, well at least a little warmer and any one who fogs up their windows must have left their mum at home.
The next product demonstration will be about blurting out that hot air from the rear end. Mix a little fuel with a bit of air, squeeze it and ignite it and bang, you have made a big lot of hot air. Most people get rid of this hot air out of the back side. I have always thought that if you could atomise baked beans you could run a car on it. Well don t think I am stupid now. If you can run a car on peanuts why not baked beans. Just think, no fuel excise, available at any deli or super market. Can carry extra fuel in tins and as long as you keep the tins away from camp fires it is harmless. If you get stuck out the back of Australia you can survive on what you can siphon out of the fuel tank. For an environmentally clean car you may need to use a three bean mix or something. Boy if that yucky cooking oil that Mac Donald s through out can be used why not. I wonder if the cars that use that old Mac s oil have sea gulls following them. Any way, the topic is exhaust systems.
"Mr Gullible s never ending mission of trouble". Is in trouble. Yes things are to come to a little holt while other things on the home front get done like mowing the lawn and doing the dishes. Mr. Gullible has had an anonym s complaint about the number of times Mr. Gullible puts Mr. Gullible into what Mr. Gullible is writing about in Mr. Gullible s section. So Mr. Gullible is going to stop putting Mr. Gullible in so often, ok Clinton! If nothing else the chassis will be getting cleaned up by our new friend at Maverick and the chassis will be painted with a relatively new product called POR15. Some people have a top imagination when it comes to naming products. It purports to be a complete seal, a rust preventative that hard you can hit it with a hammer without damage and even a Gullible person can apply it.
Is the soaking in Horse molasses all horse stuff or is it for real. Well Mr Thingy is surprised. It did clean some of the rust off the metal but not completely. It was a result equal to using a wire brush but it can get into those little corner bits. As a starter to cleaning up those odd shape items it may be a useful act but don t be in a hurry.
It could not last, late at night when all old people should be locked away for our safety the Mother in Law rang. What 10.30 pm it must be an emergency better answer it. No, not an emergency but just letting us know she is off to the hospital tomorrow to have the dare I say it .. I started it so I better finish . This is rated MA+ .the boil on her bum lanced. We really needed to know this and now that you all know .. the operation was a success.
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